A Taste of Things to Come…

Oh yes, this is happening.

Episode 16: Four Loko

Product: Four Loko (Watermelon, Lemonade, Lemon Lime, Fruit punch)
Alcohol Content: 12% ABV (original caffeinated formula)
Location Purchased: Chicago, sent to us by friend of the blog Jim
Price Paid: $2.99 per 23.5 oz can

Here it is, folks: the long-awaited Four Loko taste test. Thanks to our pal Jim, we were able to snag these four cans last year after they had been pulled off the shelf at 7-11, thanks to FDA meddling.

Joining us for this episode are RT, Our Hero, and Christ!, from The Waysiders Podcast (not safe for work, our moms, or anyone easily offended). Many thanks to the three of them for helping us drink all four cans. Doing it alone probably would have killed us.

Episode 15: TGI Friday’s Censored on the Beach

Product: TGI Friday’s Censored on the Beach
Alcohol Content: 7.5% ABV
Location Purchased: NH Liquor Store
Price Paid: $1.99 for a 200 ml bottle

Episode 14: Three Olives Bubble

It’s been many months since Tory’s iMac imploded, deleting our Christmas episode and impairing our ability to film new episodes. But with a shiny new HD camcorder, we’re back in action.

The set’s a little different, thanks to some gifts from family and friends. And sadly, 3/4 of our mutant mascot fish have bit the dust. But other than that, the show’s still the same. We drink bad booze. We make funny faces. And then we say stupid things.


Product: Three Olives Bubble
Alcohol Content: 35% ABV (70 Proof)
Location Purchased: NH Liquor Store
Price Paid: $15.99 for a 750 ml bottle

The Return T&T’s Bad Booze Review

Hey Bad Booze Fans!

We filmed a pile of new episodes over the weekend. The first will debut tomorrow, with new episodes to follow every week thereafter. We’ve got some great stuff coming down the pike, from “Adult” chocolate milk to bubblegum-flavored vodka, and even moonshine!

Plus, each new episode has been edited to be a short, quick-hit blast of hilarity under 90 seconds. That means its easier to watch them at the office without getting caught!

Keep an eye on our YouTube channel. Tomorrow morning, we drink!

(And as always, if you have a tip on terrible booze we ought to try, send us a message on Facebook or Twitter.)

Banana Bread Beer

We hit up the Sunset Grill & Tap in Allston, MA this past Sunday. Tory got an apple witbier, and I rocked the Banana Bread beer. Sounds sticky sweet and gross, but was actually richly flavored, complex, and had a great finish. The restaurant was completely awesome, with over 400 beers on the menu. Definitely check it out if you’re in the area.

Four Loko Dinner

This guy did a three-course tasting menu, with each dish paired with a different flavor of Four Loko.

Damn. Why didn’t we think of that!?