Future Guest Stars!

Upcoming guest stars will include the illustrious Larry Clow, who will be pitching in during our review of Bakon brand vodka. Larry is a lover of all things bacon, and at one summer shindig, produced a creature known by the terrifying moniker The Bacon Explosion. We’ve told Larry he needs to come dressed as Baron von Bacon, complete with a monocle. Will Larry make an ass of himself for the sake of moderate internet noteriety and free booze? Well, yeah. Probably. He’s just that kind of guy.

Another guest star you’ll be seeing in an upcoming episode is Erin Creley (who goes by the handle jetsetdork on Twitter). Erin has had the dubious pleasure of knowing Tucker since 5th grade. She’ll be stopping by with booze acquired overseas, specifically two Icelandic gems: Brennivin and Opal. Tory has yet to have the misfortune of tasting these sweet treats, but Tucker has had them before, courtesy of Ms. Creley. Poor Tory. He doesn’t know what he’s in for….

Brennivin is a nasty little schnapps made with carraway seeds and potatoes. It’s nickname in Icelandic translates to “The Black Death”. Seriously. The taste is not unlike like getting smashed in the face with a brick that’s been baked inside a loaf of rye bread.

Opal, on the other hand, is a liqueur that…well, frankly Tucker also loves. What does it taste like? Well, you’ll just have to wait and see.

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